To-Do List as of August 16: 1 task for Technology, 1 essay and 2 proofs for Abstract Algebra, and anything that gets kicked back for revisions.

Avrila’s Rules of Life

Always go for the joke
Bad things only happen when I open my mouth
If you want it so bad you’d rather chew your leg off than walk away, you can do anything
The universe hates me
The universe hates lots of people, not just me
If you’re out of ways to fix it, hit it with a rock
Even good things are most likely to happen when least convenient (see rules 4 and 5 for why)
Don’t break it if it’s waaaaaaaay beyond what you can even figure out how to fix
If #8 applies, it will break
Paranoia implies megalomania (see rule 4 for an example)
Natural selection doesn’t work once a species has the necessary intelligence to start making things idiot-proof
Every month I get 2 paychecks and approximately 12 bills, and we wonder why the economy’s broken
If you’re feeling so trapped you’d chew your leg off to get away, you can get out of anything
When #3 and #13 both apply, you’re pretty much screwed, and your leg is very worried

Life According to Me