I stand by what I say
to link from your site or blog
Here’s how it works:
These things are generally not intended in any weird way…they just can be read that way if they’re missing their contexts.
If I see it, I’ll yoink it from wherever to here.
If you see it first, put it in a comment. If it’s good, I’ll put it here.
GO!!!
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It has to be one to one, and stuff. –Spotty
No, no. Zero to one is fine. Two to one or more is what’s not allowed. –Avrila
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My roommate just told me, and I quote “I sleep better when I look up and see you sleeping above me.” –Spotty
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Give me your hand you fool, this is how you do it! –Derek
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Have you licked a lot of wood? – Avrila
Well I used to chew on wood to get the maple flavour out of it. – Canadian Mind (hat tip)
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If everyone could please start sucking I can get off the computer. – Ensign Edwards (hat tip)
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I’m definitely not cahooting with WeatherMod. – Avrila (hat tip)
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I feel more comfortable when you’re above me, Giant psychic jaundiced hot dog man. -Poko
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We are bigger, and we are on top. – Canadian Mind (hat tip)
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I figure better to get it out here than anywhere else. – Fluffspot (hat tip)
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Don’t forget to about our play of the week; voting is getting hot and heavy. – News tease (hat tip)
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Too often there’s too much bone and not enough meat. – WeatherManNX01 (hat tip)
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Well that sounds like one way to start, I guess. Might want to get their consent before tying them down, however. –Spotty
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i’m ready for my package to be here already. boo to lack of teleporation devices 
–Spotty
You haven’t had your package all along? That must have made showering after gym class a bit embarrassing. –Avrila
September 21st, 2007 at 10:54 am
Have you licked a lot of wood? – Avrila
Well I used to chew on wood to get the maple flavour out of it. – Canadian Mind
If everyone could please start sucking I can get off the computer. – Ensign Edwards
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:16 pm
I’m definitely not cahooting with WeatherMod. – Avrila
October 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm
We are bigger, and we are on top. – Canadian Mind
October 8th, 2007 at 8:03 am
I figure better to get it out here than anywhere else. – Fluffspot
October 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Don’t forget to about our play of the week; voting is getting hot and heavy. – Local news tease
October 11th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Gonna enter myself on this one…
Too often there’s too much bone and not enough meat. – WeatherManNX01
April 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
From work:
All I wanted you to do is clean my lid!
April 13th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Come on, you know the format around here. You have to say who said it or at least provide a source (no, I cannot count work as a source, there are a million places called work).
April 13th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I said it. Duh.
May 26th, 2009 at 8:04 am
If it tingles, it’s working – Cindy