Things that can be taken out of context

Here’s how it works:

These things are generally not intended in any weird way…they just can be read that way if they’re missing their contexts.

If I see it, I’ll yoink it from wherever to here.

If you see it first, put it in a comment. If it’s good, I’ll put it here.

GO!!!

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It has to be one to one, and stuff. –Spotty

No, no. Zero to one is fine. Two to one or more is what’s not allowed. –Avrila

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My roommate just told me, and I quote “I sleep better when I look up and see you sleeping above me.” –Spotty

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Give me your hand you fool, this is how you do it! –Derek

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Have you licked a lot of wood? - Avrila

Well I used to chew on wood to get the maple flavour out of it. - Canadian Mind (hat tip)

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If everyone could please start sucking I can get off the computer. - Ensign Edwards (hat tip)

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I’m definitely not cahooting with WeatherMod. - Avrila (hat tip)

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I feel more comfortable when you’re above me, Giant psychic jaundiced hot dog man. -Poko

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We are bigger, and we are on top. - Canadian Mind (hat tip)

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I figure better to get it out here than anywhere else. - Fluffspot (hat tip)

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Don’t forget to about our play of the week; voting is getting hot and heavy. - News tease (hat tip)

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Too often there’s too much bone and not enough meat. - WeatherManNX01 (hat tip)

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Well that sounds like one way to start, I guess. Might want to get their consent before tying them down, however. –Spotty

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i’m ready for my package to be here already. boo to lack of teleporation devices tongue.gif –Spotty

You haven’t had your package all along? That must have made showering after gym class a bit embarrassing. –Avrila

9 Responses to “Things that can be taken out of context”

  1. WeatherMod Says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 10:54 am

    Have you licked a lot of wood? - Avrila

    Well I used to chew on wood to get the maple flavour out of it. - Canadian Mind

    If everyone could please start sucking I can get off the computer. - Ensign Edwards

  2. WeatherMod Says:
    September 22nd, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    I’m definitely not cahooting with WeatherMod. - Avrila :-P

  3. WeatherMod Says:
    October 7th, 2007 at 11:19 pm

    We are bigger, and we are on top. - Canadian Mind

  4. WeatherMod Says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 8:03 am

    I figure better to get it out here than anywhere else. - Fluffspot

  5. WeatherMod Says:
    October 8th, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    Don’t forget to about our play of the week; voting is getting hot and heavy. - Local news tease

  6. WeatherMod Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 7:21 pm

    Gonna enter myself on this one…

    Too often there’s too much bone and not enough meat. - WeatherManNX01

  7. WeatherMod Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 7:22 pm

    From work:

    All I wanted you to do is clean my lid!

    :-P

  8. Avrila Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 7:36 pm

    Come on, you know the format around here. You have to say who said it or at least provide a source (no, I cannot count work as a source, there are a million places called work).

  9. WeatherMod Says:
    April 13th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

    I said it. Duh. :-P

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